The thing I like writing THE LEAST is news and lists. I think if I were a theme park news site I’d have taken a sledgehammer to my head years ago. I just am not wired for that type of writing. IT’S BORING!

I will make an exception in this case. Here are the haunted houses / haunted attractions that are open for Valentine’s Day 2015. American haunts are at the beginning and UK/NZ at the bottom.

Alabama:

Birmingham, Alabama: Warehouse 31

Killen, Alabama: My Bloody Valentine presented by Arx Mortis

California:

Bakersfield, California: My Bloody Valentine presented by Talladega Frights Haunted House

San Leandro, California: Fear Overload Scream Park

Colorado:

Colorado Springs, Colorado: My Bloody Valentine presented by Hellscream Haunts

Connecticut:

North Haven, Connecticut: The Only Scream in Town

Florida:

Winter Heaven, Florida: A Night to Dismember presented by The Shadow Grave

Illinois:

Aurora, Illinois: Basement of the Dead

Moline, Illinois: From the Factory with Love: The Teddy Bear presented by Factory of Fear

Princeton, Illinois: Mend your broken Heart presented by Nightmare on Fairgrounds Road

Kansas:

Chetopa, KansasMy Bloody Valentine presented by The Asylum Haunted Attraction

Kentucky:

Covington, Kentucky: Bloody Valentine presented by Scream Acres CT

Maryland:

Essex, Maryland: My Bloody Valentine presented by Kim Krypt Haunted Attraction

Michigan:

Mount Morris, Michigan: Exit 13 Haunted House

Pontiac, Michigan: Valentines’s Day Massacre presented by The Realm of Darkness

Westland, Michigan: 50 Shades of Phun presented by Hush Haunted Attraction

Mississippi:

Elliesville, Mississippi: Be Mine 4 Ever presented by Psycho Path

New Jersey:

Passaic, New Jersey: Dark Valentine presented by Brighton Asylum

New York:

Mew York City: Bloody Valentine’s Weekend presented by Blood Manor

North Carolina:

Lawndale, North Carolina: My Bloody Valentine presented by The Haunted Pyramids

Ohio:

Amsterdam, Ohio: Hallowed Chambers

Cleveland, Ohio: Love is in the Scare presented by The Fear Experience

Oklahoma:

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma: Tunnel of Love presented by The Sanctuary OKC

Pennsylvania:

Strinestown, Pennsylvania: Halloween Park

Monessen, Pennsylvania: Castle Blood

South Carolina:

Elgin, South Carolina: My Zombie Valentine Weekend presented by The Dark Knights Terror Trail

Lexington, South Carolina: My Deceased Valentine presented by Deceased Farm

Tennessee:

Antioch, Tennessee: Haunted Hell Nashville

Hermitage, Tennessee: My Bloody Valentine presented by Slaughter House

Nashville, Tennessee: My Bloody Nightmare presented by Nashville Nightmare Haunted House

Powell, Tennessee: FrightWorks

Texas:

Bedford, Texas: Valentine’s Day Massacre presented by Moxley Manor Haunted House

Clyde, Texas: Tortured Love presented by House of Horrors

Fort Worth, Texas: 50 Shades of Fear presented by Hangman’s House of Horrors

Fort Worth, Texas: Twisted Love Valentine’s Day presented by Cutting Edge Haunted House

Midlothian, Texas: Valentine’s Day massacre presented by Tayman Graveyard

Plano, Texas: Love is Blind presented by Dark Hour Haunted House

Rocharon, Texas: Creepy Hollow Haunted House

Utah:

Taylorsville, Utah: Castle of Chaos Haunted House

Virginia:

Hellsville, Virginia: Dark Hearts Blackout presented by Night Watch Haunt

Leesburg, Virginia: My Bloody Valentine presented by Shocktober

Radford, Virginia: Fatal Attraction presented by St. Albans Scream-A-Torium

West Virginia:

Charleston, WV: Bloody Masquerade Haunted House presented by Haunted Barn

Rest of the World:

NZ:

New Zealand: The Bloody Valentine presented by Fear Factory

UK:

UK: The Phantom Masquerade presented by Scare Kingdom Scream Park