No, not this one:
“Greetings Brave Soul. Your reservation for Busch Gardens’ newest and most horrific encounter has been received. Now that you have taken the first step in testing your bravery Here’s what you do nextâ€¦ Print this Reservation Confirmation and bring it with you on your event night. Make sure to bring your original reservation confirmation and photo ID with you. Arrive at the ALONE Experience, located just past Xcursions Gift Shop, at least 15 minutes prior to scheduled experience time. Late arrivals will not be guaranteed an experience and will not receive a refund. HOS Event Admission tickets are not included in this package and are required HOS is a widely popular event. To ensure the best experience, allow plenty of time for parking and check in.”
My reservation is at midnight exactly, too! Watch – a ghost with a chainsaw is going to make McNuggets out of my buttcrack or something.
I swear to god blogging just gives me more of an excuse to be insane omg. Thank you, Busch Gardens Tampa for convincing me that this was a good idea.
I CAN’T HELP MESELF I LIKE WHAT I LIKE DAMMIT.